[TPIN] JIFFY BINAK!

[Anderson, Michael]

> With all these 'Dollar Stores' that often sell
> containers of all sizes and genres' for next to nothing, players can make
> their own choices that will suit their needs and simply put your oil in
> their own bottles.

Yeah... You could have a Binak Re-Fill Center in every grocery store and 7-11... Just like the drinking water re-fill stations. I think we're on to something here. I'd probably just carry my horns in and oil them right out of the spigot. :-)

OR - you could build drive up valve oiling centers.. Little huts like the photo places... Perhaps a line of Binak Coffee and Bagels to go with it. No, wait..... JIFFY BINAK! Pull in, get the oil in your car changed, a vac and trumpet valves oiled all in one trip. The guys there will try to sell you overpriced air filters for your car and O-rings for your trumpets... "M'am, when was the last time you changed your springs? They are looking pretty worn. We can change those out for you if you like." "Ding removal on bay 3!" Mouthpiece stuck? No problem.. Leave it up to the JIFFY BINAK professionals. $8.95 service.

MA