[TPIN] SMALL MOUTHPIECES SUCK hehehehe

[Glenn Bengry]

Now that I just pissed off a whole bunch of guys who just got their gun out of the nightstand, let me say this:
 
Yesterday  I showed great respect for the smaller camp, which is large , by making a HUGE   compromise and sacrifice.  On my C tpt  I went from my HUGE mouthpiece, a 1C rim with a 24 throat to a PUNY ASS mouthpiece,
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....................................................................................a 2C with a 24 throat.
 
It worked well.  I like to use this piece when I'm not in the orchestra.
 
 
Further,  I made a STUNNING offer of respect for my smaller piece homies on the Bb
 
by whipping out my........................ Bach 7EW(the EW standing for EllisWorkman:) I actually used to use this piece for legit.
 
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I did very well.  So well that I thought I'd see how it would work going higher.
 
It was working,  I started to get excited.  The legit guy gets up around high F#.
 
So, the teacher, turned screacher, gets greedy, coveting a high H and pushs 
 
and reaches High I which you can't hear (because it isn't there).
 
But in doing that well, the chops began to swell. This morning the tissue is still 
 
swollen and a little stiff. My 1C feels puny, so I have to whip out the trombone mouthpiece and
 
do drugs.  I'm stacking ibuprofen and coffee and ingesting elephant farts(which 
 
sometimes are accompanied by fartatious debris).  I'm hoping for at least a partial 
 
recovery.  Sometimes it takes me a day or two like this for the chops to get back 
 
to normal.  I decided to cut some salt out of my diet too, so today, I skip mybowl 
 
of salt with a littl mik for breakfast(which my doctor had recommnded for low
 
pressure).  Instead I had a bowl of cheerios with a littl salt on top.
 
I also am scheduling an appointment with the Chop Doctors in th chatroom 
 
tonight and pray for some relief.
 
 
glenn